Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Call the LAWWW!!

My god some red-neck trash has moved in behind us.

Not wanting my fence to get all grown up, I did some trespassing and cleaned up the property line. An, unfortunately until the summer growth hits the chinese privit, we can see these folks.

Last night I came out to tend the grill and there are these two dudes, hands up in the air, and they appear to be engaged in combat of some kind. I think, Damn, these are those people who practice martial arts down in the park and they have moved in right here...I always wondered where those people lived... WRONG!

So, Larry the Cable guy, or whatever his name was back there yells, "CALL THE LAW" which is quickly followed by "AINT NO NEED FOR NO LAW" to whit I got the cell phone of the wifey and call 911.

I don't give a shit who you are, if you got people in your back yard fighting with you, I'ma call the law.


Epilogue - the law came and I told them to hit up my "neighbors" house. I didn't hear anything else but you better beleive I set the damn house alarm.

1 comment:

cdp said...

WELL WHATINTHEHELL YOU WANT ME TO DO MAN? THAT SUNBITCH IS CRAZY DONE JUST TRIED TO BITE ME

Oh, the classy goings-on about the neighborhood. Maybe on your walk tonight you can cruise by our house if you want to see a young woman go completely stark raving mad and walk around with honeycomb and yogurt in her hair, mumbling to herself about the backyardigans and alternately drooling on herself; half-dressed and with hair that's not been paid any attention in a solid week.

Two consecutive spring breaks? Yeah. Kinda starting to wear on me. Ever the reminder of what good reasons I have for all those big career aspirations.

ps, are they really the martial arts people from the park? you didn't tell me that part! like the guys that do those weird half karate/half yoga poses under the tree down the street at Henry Burns? For serious??