My god some red-neck trash has moved in behind us.
Not wanting my fence to get all grown up, I did some trespassing and cleaned up the property line. An, unfortunately until the summer growth hits the chinese privit, we can see these folks.
Last night I came out to tend the grill and there are these two dudes, hands up in the air, and they appear to be engaged in combat of some kind. I think, Damn, these are those people who practice martial arts down in the park and they have moved in right here...I always wondered where those people lived... WRONG!
So, Larry the Cable guy, or whatever his name was back there yells, "CALL THE LAW" which is quickly followed by "AINT NO NEED FOR NO LAW" to whit I got the cell phone of the wifey and call 911.
I don't give a shit who you are, if you got people in your back yard fighting with you, I'ma call the law.
Epilogue - the law came and I told them to hit up my "neighbors" house. I didn't hear anything else but you better beleive I set the damn house alarm.