Thursday, April 10, 2008

Wednesday, April 09, 2008


Well folks, I turned 30 on Monday. Get EXCITED! I must say I feel a new maturirty now that when people ask how old I am, I can say, "30" - I've left those pesky 20's associated with new drinkers, newlyweds, and professional students behind for a new era of irresponsiblity.

I don't know what its going to bring, but I bet you one thing, its gonna be a good time!

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Call the LAWWW!!

My god some red-neck trash has moved in behind us.

Not wanting my fence to get all grown up, I did some trespassing and cleaned up the property line. An, unfortunately until the summer growth hits the chinese privit, we can see these folks.

Last night I came out to tend the grill and there are these two dudes, hands up in the air, and they appear to be engaged in combat of some kind. I think, Damn, these are those people who practice martial arts down in the park and they have moved in right here...I always wondered where those people lived... WRONG!

So, Larry the Cable guy, or whatever his name was back there yells, "CALL THE LAW" which is quickly followed by "AINT NO NEED FOR NO LAW" to whit I got the cell phone of the wifey and call 911.

I don't give a shit who you are, if you got people in your back yard fighting with you, I'ma call the law.

Epilogue - the law came and I told them to hit up my "neighbors" house. I didn't hear anything else but you better beleive I set the damn house alarm.

Let the Games Begin

You could call it the Summer of the Outdoors. I prefer to call it the summer I plan to paint my house. I finally went and bought some high quality paint. Don't use anything but the Benjamin Moore paint. Yes, its more expensive, but I think I've tried them all over the years and beleive me, the Benjamin Moore is by far the easiest to paint with. Try it, you'll like it.

On the expense side, its amazing how expensive this painting is. I've already spent over $100 bucks on paint and some sanding pads. Oh well, you can't have a home that looks like this assessed....