So, you must read this and impose your best redneck voice. If you could go spend some time in a Fleetwood singlewide, that would probably help. Shag carpet not necessary but a definite plus.
Tracy: "So you see, when he proposed we was in the Red Lobster." (big grin)
"but you see he didn have no ring. But I was eat'in a fish dinner and i had a hush puppy"
"An let me teelll you, I bit into the hushpuppy and almost swallowed that ring"
It was just the most romantic thing, but a little painful.