It Has Been Awhile Folks

Howdy ya'll. I hope you are doing well. Life in the Macon has been rather quiet lately. The wifey and I are adjusting to having a regulary old folks married life no room-mate. We miss the room-mate but I think we're starting to adjust pretty well. To compensate we went out and bought a big TV and moved all our furniture into the upstairs. We've been eating up there and really enjoying the new space. The idea being that I get back to work on the trim and painting remaining downstairs. I haven't been doing such a great job of that but, to that end, I've been working to re-organize my shop. I need a heater out there because it just got cold down here.

So, we don't have much furniutre downstairs but that will come soon enough.

Rainy Days

Well folks, we've moved. Upstairs. Over the weekend we got our neighbors to help us move some of our living furniture and a bed upstairs and we are really enjoying it. Its so nice to have a quiet, clean and finished space to hang out as its misting away outside.

I hope you're having a great weekend.

INC, Certified Public Accountant

Finally.

The Board of Accountancy accepted my application and I am now a licensed Certified Public Accountant. So very exciting.

Wifey and I went to the Marco to celebrate last night and finally were able to get the four course tasting menu. It was really, really excellent. We've been eyeing this menu every time we go in there but they normally have some kind of fish on it and wifey just doesn't eat fish. So, each time we pass until last night. Man, it was something. Four courses: (1) shrimp&arugla salad with a really great pinot, (2) beef ragu over fresh pasta with a mabec, (3) lamb and a great cabernet, (4) homemade cheesecake and frangelica, (5) peach cocktail of differnt peach alcohols combined with whipped cream and shaken.

We got 5 because our waiter wants to go to law school and, well, that's something I can talk about.

September has been a great month folks.

Munson

The great Larry Munson announced yesterday that he would not be doing the play-by-play on any more football games at the University of Georgia. Its amazing that such an anouncement can be a truly profound reminder of the things that are important in life.

For me, the memories of Munson calling the dogs hail back to listening to the radio and watching the Dawgs on the 13' color TV in my parents house while Hershel Walker was driving down the field for the score. Of Boy Scout Hiking trips where we would hike for miles punctuating the great outdoors with hoots and calls as Larry fed us the play-by-play. Of working in the yard with my dad to build some new structure or hang something from a tree while we listened to Larry deliver his rendition of the the news from Athens. Of moving off to college and driving my finger into the roof of the ceiling as we finally beat Florida in 1997 after the dark years of Donnan. Of toiling on my own home and listening to Larry call the plays as I fought my own battles with tile and plumbing fixtures.

Its amazing how one person can be so inextricably intwined with the fabric of one's life. Larry will be missed but his legend and the memories associated with him will live on for an eternity.

Thanks Larry!

Of Wedding Bells, Marital Bliss and Reoccupation of Allied Fronts

Well folks, that weekend is finally upon us. The weekend where we marry off our 'adult child' and decide what to do with her room. Well, make that apartment.

We spent the entirety of last night cleaning like mad folk so our home would be ready should the bride's family choose to decend after they arrive tonight. Our house is in the best shape its ever been in. I almost even have the masterbath finished. All the requisite fixtures work and that's more than we've ever been able to say.

I have to get the yard picked up this evening and then we're done.

Let the games begin!

Moving On

Well the explorer is moving on quite nicely. A hefty bill and we are shifting down the highway. I've even been driving the gas guzzler during the week this week to feel like I got my money's worth.

The hurricane moved on to North Carolina and we had a great time at a wonderful wedding at the Beach Club. The band was great and we enjoyed seeing some friends from law school.

I hope your week is going well!

A Short Week & A New Transmission

Well, not a totally new transmission, but a re-built one. $1,550 dollars later, the 2002 explorer will ride again. Thank god for the Corolla.

I'm off to Nashville tomorow for a firm event. We have a wedding down on the coast this weekend but there is a tiny hurricane brewing in the bahammas so, we'll have to wait and see how it works out. I don't think the thing is going to hit at this second but I'm not weather man.

I was reminded of my trailer-park neighbor yesterday. His name was Mr. Benny. He liked to work on lawn mowers and he and I would always horse trade to keep me in a good lawnmower in working condition. He was a good man. The guy repairing my transmission reminded me of Mr. Benny and I hope he is just as fair and does an equally excellent job. We'll find out soon enough!

This is Good

If you've never listened to the Public Radio program This American Life, this is a good time to start. The link below is a really weird but hilarious take on breaking up.

And everything with me and the wifey is fine, I just heard this on the radio on my way to court and thought it was too good to pass up. Expecially the part about Phil Collins...just listen.

http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=339

A Fresh Market!

Yiggity yo - we got a freshmarket today!!! This is exciting news. I wonder if they accept direct deposit....

www.freshmarket.com

PRODUCE HAS COME TO THE MACTOWN!

Trial is Over and It's Raining

It was a successful week in Canton where one of the most attentive juries I will probably ever see found just and adequate compensation to be 223,000. The other side said it should be 65k and we said 500k so the jury more or less split the middle. However, at any one time, at least five of these good people were taking notes, paying attention and nodding along. I was really impressed that they managed to hang in there for a three day trial and then they spent almost an entire day deliberating. It's neat when the system works.

In other news, Wifey is joining the Junior League and she is riding in a trolly all day seeing the sites in the rain. This tropical storm is giving us some rain and some moderate wind. We'll take it. I need to get to work on the bills and other household matters but I thought I should deliver the good news first.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, its off to trial we go

Ahh - I'm off for the second trial of my career. I've been promoted to being in charge of exhibits. I hope we win.

It Finally Happened

I was at a fun party last night when someone said something that no one had yet to say to me...."So, I found your blog." And all I could think is, oh really...hmmmm....

Well, its odd when someone you know finds your blog. I make an effort to put somewhat interesting stuff up here and to give a factual acocunt of the happenings in my daily life and to keep it reasonable so that if the above happens I don't come home and crank up the proverbial paper shredder.

So, after waking up at way too early in the morning, I now wonder what do people think of the blog, what do I need to explain more, etc. I just think it is rather fascinating that after 3ish years of posting someone just now told me they found this thing and well, they seemed to think I did a good job with the material they gave me.

Twitty Bird and Sylvester the Cat

So I spent the day in Atlanta yesterday. Client business in the morning, work from our office during the afternoon. Dinner with a friend. Great day.

Then I get in the car around 9 p.m. for the 90 minute ride home and the wifey calls. It appears a bird has flow into the house as the roommate's fiance exited. So, Wifey and Roommate try and catch the bird and get it to leave. After I suggested wifey use the broom to shoo it out, she said "I don't want to get that close". After hearing that, I just suggeseted they take the animals to the back of the house and leave the avian creature be.

After I arrived home, there was no sign of the bird. I swatted around under the furniture with the broom, they said they left a window open and it must have gotten out. Works for me. Let's have a drink and then go to bed.

I slept like a log only to wake up to MEEEOOWWW and SQUAAAKKK. And there's the cat on the dresser peering intently around the pool bag. (you should get yourself a pool bag and keep coozies in there). I walk over there and say, I don't see anything, the cat's being crazy and the squak must have come from outisde and proceed to head toward the shower. Wifey, not being satisfied started looking and I hear her squeel and then sure enough, there is the bird, hiding behing the picture frame.

I figured it had to be injured but just in case, I got a t-shirt and grabbed hold. Good thing for the t-shirt, it was very much playing dead so I released it outside and sure enough, NO BIRDS OR CATS WERE HARMED DURING THE FILMING OF THIS EPISODE.

Shrimp are Important to Me

I just at some leftover creole and I thought I might share my thoughts on the mighty shrimp. Well, let's preface this by saying the smell of cooking shrimp made me nausious for the first 10 year of my life. It took some time, but I have grown my appreciation for this small creature.

I grew up about 100 miles from the coast and most of the shrimp we ate came from the back of someone's truck where the purveyor of the prawn had driven down to the docks in Glynn County and would return with what were probably Jumbo shrimp for about 6 bucks a pound. Mom would by 20 pounds or so and freeze them. Of course, we'd always have a big shrimp boil and eat the fresh ones. So I developed a bit of a snobery for shrimp after I got over that weird childhood reaction. Now I find it rather easy to distinguish from Atlantic shrimp, Gulf shrimp, and imports. I remember the shrimp in norway were like little pieces of lobster. Weird.

We were at the Your Dekalb Farmer's Market last sunday and I picked up a very fortoutious set of ingreedients for what I call shrim creole. Here's my recipe

1 lb of 15-20 count jumbo shrimp
1 16+ oz can of fire roasted tomatoes
1 cubanelle pepper
1 onion
several shallots
white pepper
salt
red pepper flakes
bay leaf
Beer - I used natural light.

In a sauce pan, I combined the tomatoes (you need to be sure to go through with your hands and pick out the skins/tough pieces) and the pepper flakes and bay leaf with some beer.(bout 1/2 can). I put it on medium heat and let it start to combine and reduce. If it got too reduced, I'd add more beer along the way.

I diced the pepper, shallots, and onion and sauted them until soft in a frying pan. While all that was going on I cleaned the shrimp, leaving the tails on but nothing else, be sure to get both veins.

After it all cooked and the tomatoes tasted spicy, but not too bad, I combined everything in the frying pan. I then brought it up to simmer and added the shrimp and a little more beer, and some green onion tops for garnish. Got that hot, put a lid on it and turned down the heat so the shrimp could cook and the onion would wilt.


Serve over rice. Be sure you salt your rice. I hate it when I forget to salt the rice.

Now I'm going to pay some bills and head to the pool.

Anyways, i turned out to be the best creaole dish I've ever cooked. Give it a try.

This Is Good

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Misty Watercolor Memories

Overheard: "my god, aren't you glad we aren't taking the bar exam".

I bet I have heard or said that phrase at least 100 times this summer. It was such a miserable summer last year. This year is not too bad.

So if you are taking the Bar Exam - good luck to you!

In other news, I'm pretty proud of myself. I came up a little short on hours when I finally figured out how we are reviewed here at my place of work but I formulated a plot an stuck to it and I think I'll hit the target number. Its always better to exceed the tartget number but let's not get too crazy here. Expecially since I only had six weeks to make things up.

I hope you have a good weekend. I think I'll be on the golf course or at the swimming pool. Good times in the Summer!

Whats going on?

Hope ya'll are doing well. We had a good 4th of July - just going to the pool and grilling hamburgers and watching some fireworks. Good times. Sory it has been so quiet around here. I'm working my butt off this month to make up my hours for the good times we had back in June. Hopefully this push will put me on the positive side for the better part of the year.

We had a great sushi dinner last night with some new friends we started hanging out with at the Bar meeting. I always like new friends.

I hope yous guys are doing well.

Happy Independence Day!

When its going goood, its hard not to think maybe you're missing something....

I recently sent the following email to a great friend. Life is good. Working, enjoying friends, just went on vacation. I don't have much to complain about and hence, you haven't really heard form me lately...

I think I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum as you are actually... just about to celebrate the 6th wedding anniversary and well, I guess Wifey probably (speculating here) never thought I could get this fat. But we seem to be getting along really well and having a good bit of fun together.

Working out in the mornings three days a week and haven't gained any weight since we took the bar. That's a start. I need to start swimming regularly to burn some calories. I've taken up the tennis because it doesn't cost extra to play tennis like it does golf and the pool has opened. Life is good when you can drink beer and get made to order chicken fingers at the pool and have them delivered to your chaise lounge. (As the pool has gotten more crowded they have taken to calling you on a bullhorn...yeah, not so much)

We were at the beach for the bar convention and had a great time. Total booze cruse. I did manage to get myself elected as a rep for YLD though. We were down there for three days and really had a fabulous time. Always nice to have some subsidized time at the beach. We even went to a great CLE where judges and lawyers told "war stories". My sides hurt the next day I laughed so hard.

I've been out of my office and working from home for the past week and a half. Boss has been on vacation for that long too. I think we all just took some time off to rest up. I "worked" from home for part of last week we weren't out of town. Today is the first day back in my office since the beginning of the month. My billables will suck but it was a much needed rest. (PS - I'm doing 10 hour days to catch those billables up and the month is actually looking good.)

Life is good. I also got my CPA application in rough draft form and am trying to get it submitted. I don't know if it will qualify but I figure I owe it to myself to try. Life is pretty good. We started scheduling 2 weekends a month to work on the house. If I can get this house fiasco and CPA shenanigans behind me I'll feel like I'm really on top of things again.

So life is good. The CPA thing has turned into another post. I'll share later

Movie Night

Went and played some tennis last night; had leftovers; (PS - quick and easy enchilladas with that old el paso enchilada sauce, some leftover chicken, onions and green pepper can't be beat. I think i'll give it a shot with some of those burgers I cooked next week.)

Wifey wanted to watch a movie and I said that was fine but I wanted to finish my book. While the Lincoln Lawyer was a great read, I was glad I finished in time to watch the move. We watched Juno and I must say it was one of the wittiest, most uplifting movies I've seen in a long time. Yeah, its about a girl who is 16 and gets pregnant, but it really is an awesome movie. You should check it out.

In other news, wifey and I are going to the country club to have dinner tonight. Hmm - had I mentioned that we joined the local country club here?? Don't think so. Anyways, its not the nicest (read - most expensive) club in town but we really like it. They have a great pool, excellent tennis and golf. Also the food is pretty good. We both got free dinners for our birthdays so we're headed out to get a steak dinner and have some beverages.

This week will be a lake party for the roommate who closed on her house last weekend. Exciting times here at cadleized.

Have a great weekend!

It's been awhile

I've been so busy having fun I haven't made time for the chronicles. My sincere apologies. I assure you there have been plenty of barn parties, backhoes, and golfing, and maybe even a little bit of the LAW to go around here.

Finally getting the hang of operating the backhoe. It's a good time. I've been working quite a bit lately, but not too crazy. We had tornadoes here in our town. Power was out for a couple days. that was not fun at all. Fortunately we didn't lose a refridgerator full of groceries like many around us.

I'm working on my annual law updated for a group of convenience store owners. good times.

Weekend Update

Well, as expected it was a good weekend. I did get to go play golf on Friday afternoon. The speaker at the Bar Luncheon was good. He disproved the notion that judges who site on appellate courts must be stuffy.

Golf was great for 9 holes. Golf then proceeded to fall apart for the subsequent 9 holes. It was a beautiful day though and I have only my lack of skill to blame.

The weekend was fun. I don't really remember what we did Friday night.... really don't remember drinking... weird. Oh yeah, I didn't get back from golf till late, ate some leftovers and hung with the neighbors. That's right. Wifey's former co-workers came over on Saturday night for a grilling. After the day of organizing the tool shed.

Sunday was devoted to continued organization of the tool shed and putting casters on a table. Also, THE POOL OPENED THIS WEEKEND!!! I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW EXCITING THAT IS! (they even got new furniture. score!)

So there were also some pool-side chicken fingers involved in the quality of the weekend.

Hope all is well for my three readers!

I'm Proud of my Boss Today

Dangerous as it is, yup, there, I said it. I've been working on a complicated motion for the past few days, researching it, making it to. I've been invited to play some golf later this afternoon. I emailed the boss and he said I could go.

And what does he do. Well he calls late yesterday and says we must file this motion today. The one i've barely started drafting.

So I work late, get it done and am proofreading it, knowing this is one of those situations where you send if for review at 9:00am and get no work until you've just missed your commitment.

NOT SO young grasshopper. He called at 8:15, recognized that I have a golf outing this afternoon and said he wanted to be sure we got this taken care of so I could go.

Good thing can happen. It should be a great weekend.

RICE ROCKETT!

MY NEW CAR!! I got it last week. My father-in-law was nice enough to make a donation to my favorite charity, me, and provide me with this handsome ride.

The bottom line: it costS $40 bucks a month to insure and costs $35 per fill up versus $75 per fill up for my explorer. Saving money after just one week.

SWEET!!!

Hi Ho Hi Ho - It's off to Sun N Fun We Go

Updates..possibly with pictures...coming soon.

VACAY!

http://www.sun-n-fun.org/content/

I B IZ OLD

Well folks, I turned 30 on Monday. Get EXCITED! I must say I feel a new maturirty now that when people ask how old I am, I can say, "30" - I've left those pesky 20's associated with new drinkers, newlyweds, and professional students behind for a new era of irresponsiblity.

I don't know what its going to bring, but I bet you one thing, its gonna be a good time!

Call the LAWWW!!

My god some red-neck trash has moved in behind us.

Not wanting my fence to get all grown up, I did some trespassing and cleaned up the property line. An, unfortunately until the summer growth hits the chinese privit, we can see these folks.

Last night I came out to tend the grill and there are these two dudes, hands up in the air, and they appear to be engaged in combat of some kind. I think, Damn, these are those people who practice martial arts down in the park and they have moved in right here...I always wondered where those people lived... WRONG!

So, Larry the Cable guy, or whatever his name was back there yells, "CALL THE LAW" which is quickly followed by "AINT NO NEED FOR NO LAW" to whit I got the cell phone of the wifey and call 911.

I don't give a shit who you are, if you got people in your back yard fighting with you, I'ma call the law.


Epilogue - the law came and I told them to hit up my "neighbors" house. I didn't hear anything else but you better beleive I set the damn house alarm.

Let the Games Begin

You could call it the Summer of the Outdoors. I prefer to call it the summer I plan to paint my house. I finally went and bought some high quality paint. Don't use anything but the Benjamin Moore paint. Yes, its more expensive, but I think I've tried them all over the years and beleive me, the Benjamin Moore is by far the easiest to paint with. Try it, you'll like it.

On the expense side, its amazing how expensive this painting is. I've already spent over $100 bucks on paint and some sanding pads. Oh well, you can't have a home that looks like this assessed....

Back in the Saddle Again

Well folks, after traveling about 600 or so miles in three days, I'm finally back home. Yesterday was spent paying bills. I hate bills. I think everyone does. Since we got out of the law school and developed this phenomenon know as pay checks, I've purchased a copy of quick books and have begun to be very dilligent about paying bills on time. This has also caused me to rearrange our study area to be most conducive to family financial responsiblity.

So, you can imagine my horror when I discovered several bills that were covered in some trash and they were late. Gawd that makes for a long evening. But, I do think I got everything paid and well, the good news is that Friday is payday.

Just trying to make it through another week folks.

i dont know about the geek squad, but this guy's cool

So folks, I'm in Birmingham on business tonight. As I post this, I'm sitting at a bar at an outback with some random ass folk. But I digress. . .


I have this gps that gets me everywhere I go but today the mount broke. I go to best buy to get a replacement and lo and behold, I'm thinkful the place is open after nine pm.


So, I start looking for my little part and after driving over 300 miles today I'm not with it. I walk roght by I get guy 1 to help and we can't find this stupid little part. They have everything else, but no part I need.


Did I mentio I had the gps on the little shelf in front of the speedometer eith the cigarette lighter behind it and it sliding all over and talking to me?

So yeah, this guy comes over and says, how long have you had it? Since christmas. Ok. And he proceeds to open a new box, had me the part and say, "don't you ever tell anybody I did that."

Sweet. Random acts of kindness are really amazing.

All over da world

Sorry for the absence, I've been driving all over the place this week. More later.....

A damn fine weekend

Well folks, I actually had a real weekend. Yesterday I did absolutely nothing but sit and watch TV and though I can't say I could do it for more than one day in a row, it was glorious. We did make a big breakfast to share with the roommate and her finace, but other than a little cooking and cleaning, I was on the couch, with the dog.

Today has been a different story. The household finances were . . . well give yourself three years with no income and law school bills . . . now double it, and there you have us. So, I've been working to get my head around this and I've been struggling with whether to buy or not to buy the new version of quickbooks but I started with this project today and the new version of quickbooks was a worthwhile investment.

It will interface with your bank records and it makes reconciling statements a cinch. I even found some errant charges and saves some $$. I don't know that I can whole heartedly recommend the quickbooks for someone who doesn't have a sigifnicant amount of understanding of the double sided accounting system, but if you can work with it, its a damn powerful tool. Hopefully I'll have a much better understanding of our cash flows and whether or not we are actually making more than we spend here in the next couple months. I think we're doing pretty good but if you as anal as I am, you want to know where good is to the penny.

Rainy Day to Close out the Week

Well folks, no, I'm not dead. I have been traveling back and forth to the ATL for this and that. Meetings with experts, clients, and the like. Not much going on this weekend. Rest up and do some work around the house. Still trying to lose weight. I've been down five pounds for like two weeks now. I think its going to take some work to hit 210. I think i'll start next week.

So, thats about all thats going on around here. I did get a call this morning from my room-mate/tenant's boyfriends just to tell us we make excellent coffee. That is a damn good way to start the day.

And now for a few commercial words

I got a cold and I can't help but put up a plug for the zicam cold remedy rapid melts with vitamin C.

I think these really put a kibash of the cold, but I would have a hard time attesting to that because about twice a day I take a handful of pills that would make any good nursing home doctor proud. alleve, vitamin c, mucinex, euchanicia, and others have all contributed to this apparent victory.

Creme De Brule

Ok, here we go. I think I'm far enough though the head congesiton to write a coherent post on the creme de brule and to the matter T directly addressed in her comments the other day.

First, let me tell you that I am a huge fan of this desert which, as I understand it was developed by a monk who need a way to use the leftover yolks after making mirange. a good article can be found here. http://www.coquinaria.nl/english/recipes/05.2histrecept.htm

I myself have made the creme brule on many occasions. This is the first desert that wifey and I made in our apartment after we moved into downtown Atlanta. We have made many renditions of this favorite and I must say it is quite difficult to prepare. I always found the custard to have warmed or the toping not sufficiently crispy or there was liquid on top or the custard didn't make and you didn't have a dessert and on and on. So difficult did we find the creme brule that I know we prepared a back up on several differnt occasions.

So, when I ran into the tortious one in the Kroger buying stuff for creme brule at 11:30 or so on Saturday, I must honestly say I was skeptical. I really thought it took more time for the stuff to congeal and it seems the times we had best success was went the little pots made it to the fridge well before noon. (side note - making it the night before is fraught with peril becasue the custard often develops a tough layer on top)

So, I engaged wifey in a bit of discussion as to the liklihood of acutally having creme brule for dessert and I must say wifey thought it could be done. I was hopeful.

So, over for diner and out come these little ramikins for the creme brule. I must congratulate the tortious one on several fronts. 1) finding a real vanilla bean here in maconga. I had no idea you could get those here. I'd never seen one in person before. I thought for sure you could get one off the internet, but local procurement before the opening of the fresh market is a showing of mad skilz in deed. 2) The custard set up perfectly, nuff said. 3) The use of the brown sugar on top. Well played indeed. The brown suger caramalized easily, leaving the creamy custard below quite cool as it the proper way. Once caramalized, the brown suger gave the appropriate crunch for successful creme brule.

I'll take a few notes from that dinner party, yes I will.

Sick Day

Well I'm taking my first sick day. I hate a head cold. I just gave in, took two benadryl, slept till 9 or so and have spent the remainder of the day on the couch. Not my idea of a great day but the dog appears to enjoy the company.

Feeling better though. that's the good news.

Now that was a Tasty Steak

Was invited over to the abode of McD for a very tasty steak dinner with wifey and Tortious. Easily on of the best new york strips I have ever had. Damn good bottle of wine too I might add.

It is nice to go somewhere other than my house or an expensive restaurant for a really good dinner. It is my opinion that we accomplished that last night.

Thanks guys!

VICTORY

Ha - I finally got this desktop computer hooked up to the internet. After failing to get it to work wirelessly, I went on ebay and ordered some kind of tester. The tester came from Hong Kong, no joke, there was a customs sticker from Hong Kong on it and it came singature required mail.

However, the little device works great and I finally have this computer on the internet for real. Hopefully I can finally finish that stuff for my CPA and I can get my taxes done.

ITS A CELEBRATION!

Feiry Charriot

I witnessed the most surreal thing today.

I remembered I forgot to put my 25lbs of charcoal out of the rain and I was headed back home when this Pontiac Grand Am was coming down ridge. Only, there was a whole lot of orange light coming out of the bottom of it. Was that some new effect?? No - clearly not as the dark acrid cloud of smoke would indicate it. There was a car being driven down the road and it was on fire.

I stuck my arm out the window and pointed. People were honking, and well, how do you tell someone their car is on fire?

Anyways I went home, put my charcoal up and then drove back to see what happened. I would like to think I could have pulled in front of them and stopped them from driving any further, but honestly I as so amazed all I had time to do was gesture real big.


To my releif, the lady had pulled over and gotten out of her car. The car was totally engulfed in flames, but it did't appear that anyone was injured.

What a weird thing to see on the way to work.

Yoga continues

But some lady butted into a spot that was not big enough and made me scoot back and blocked my view and was really awful at yoga and just damn it that didn't ruin my che

I weighed in at 215.8 today. A recent low.

I have to be in atlanta tomorow for CLE for new lawyers. Really, this is a bit much but it is an excused day out of the office.

Salsburry steak dinner - its what's for lunch. It amazes me that you can have one of these tv dinners with 280 calories and about 10 ounces of food when the small snack of cheezits i just ate weiged 2.2 ounces and had 220 calories. modern food science - go figure

The mother in law was in town and I played some tennis with her and the wifey. I think i'm still a little sore but I think the tennis is pretty good times.

Work is going well. just working working working

I had a good dumb blonde moment the other day. I have benn struggling mightly with the desktop computer we have had for five years. I put a few hundred dollars into it, new memory, a wireless card, keyboard, etc and have been trying to get the wireless to work. The wireless wouldn't work, after many many calls to lynkssys so I decided to try and wire it. I plugged a wire in, which i thought was hooked up to the telephone and the thing went dead. didn't plug in, nothing. I really thought I blew it up. After panicked calls to my brother and looking for a motherboard online, I then went back in and sat there and stared at the thing. Turns out my rattling around down there turned off the power strip. What a moron.

Finally, I got the thing on the internet. Now to do the taxes!

It has been a big week

Last night I attended my first yoga lesson. I don't know if I buy into that whole - yoga, a way of life bit, but its a damn good way to stretch out. I rolled around on the floor and contorted myself but I must say the experience was very favorable in general. If you sit at a desk all day or are on your feet all day or have shoulder problems like I do, it might be worth it to spend 90 minutes or so looking gay to releive that pain.

We had a real weekend here in Cadleized land - I bought some clothes. I think i have a great idea. Get two suits with two pairs of pants each. You can wear the same suit all week and leave two coats and matching ties in your office.... that way you're always ready to go and need only wear a clean shirt and pants. why only four - Casual Friday people. show me your pieces of flair!

I also went to a great 30th birthday party where my friend Nail was totally surprised and I had some of the best fried chicken I've encountered in quite some time. Good times had in the gold rush town of Dalongah. the Smith house has some damn good fried chicken.

the champ v. Rockington

It was a helluva sport to watch last night. In one corner, weighing in at 180 pounds, you had the Champ, the contender and in the other corner, you had Rock Rockington weighing in at 275 pounds. Champ sought to go beer for beer with the larger and undermatched Rockington. Rockington was dressed like a title holder with a shirt showing a thumbs down sign and the word panties on his shirt. Also adorning the champion was a coorinating Mardi Gras Beads.

Who would have thougth that lil' Champ would match Rockington beer for beer as Rockington pulled out his meal of Popeyes chicken and biscuits and quenched his thrist with a twelve-pack of Colt 45? Who would have thought it.

But no, the end of the contest saw the Champ, in his full glory dancing to some latin music and having placed a budwise select on the mantle for each of Rockington's Colt.

Did I mention the superbowl was last night?

Muscially Blessed

It was going to be a good week when the 'rents flew up in their little plane to meet us for coffee and we got a plane ride. The great part was that "Live and Let Die" was playing as we took off.

Another GNR classic came on - Paradise City while I began my lunch break today

Its the life of a Big Hair RockStar I lead here!

ANother day

Well, sorry I've been away so long. I have been traveling to different Department outposts doing open records meetings. While I think it terribly unfair that the Department can come and take your property, to add insult to injury the force you to pay the expense of having your attorney travel to say, Tennille Georgia, and look through some documents and mark them and then you have to pay for coppies....as you can see this all adds up and it is not a cheap process to defend your property against the government.

I must say most of the employees of the DOT I have met are nice folks and they seem to be doing their jobs well. I've always said the state of Georgia has the best roads in the nation.

On the personal front there is not a whole lot going on. I'm trying to buy some scaffolding so I can paint my house and work on the dormers. ITs such a pain to buy stuff off craigslist. My Explorer's conneciton for trailer tail lights doesn't work and so I have to wait till the weekend to go get the scaffolding and I don't know if they will still be available then. We'll just have to wait and see. I guess I can give the guy a call today and see what's shaking.

Ben Around Da World

Howdy folks, sorry I've not been around so much. I've been traveling around this lovely state helping my folks get their money out of the courts. So far so good. More traveling to look at maps. Maps Maps Maps. gGet excited about the maps. they are everywhere.

We like to look at the maps in this line of business.

MY FIRST SETTLEMENT!!

I just settled my first case today people! It was huge. This morning, wifey was involved in a fender-bender which she may or may not have caused. This happened at approximately 9:00am. By 2:00 pm today I had the nice lady who's car may or may not have been struck by the wifey's car with a check in hand for the damage and I had a waiver of any future claims.

Yes folks, I settled my first case today. And that is something to drink to!

I think I'll list "Mad Settlement Skilz" on my resume.

NO CAVITIES!!!

I went to the dentist today. I should have been a dentist. That is a helluva job. Expecially if you could find people with good tooth genetics, like, say ME.

Yes folks, I don't mean to jinx myself but I have some good teeth. I have had two fillings in my 29 years. Yet I am always afraid of going to the dentist. I can't imagine the dread if I never had a cavity at all.

However, I must say I have some good and crooked teeth. My teenage neglect in the department know as the dreaded retainer has reared its ugly head. I now have an appointment with the orthodontist to explore my options with regard to something called a "spring loaded retainer". Sounds like wearing a bear trap to me.

Have a good weekend!

Singing in the Rain

Well, I'm happy to have the rain. Its rained here for three days straight now, in the state which was recently making national news about the terrible drought. Maybe that's what you need when you have a drought - national media attention.

Regardless, we have been having thunderstorms sweep through for the past 18 hours and I'm getting a little tired of the lightning and thunder because Dora is a total weeny. She is terribly afraid of storms and she just couldn't sleep and she kept going on alert stauts as if she were going to get out there in that rain and fend this thing off for us. Brought to you buy a dog who will only go pee in the rain in the case of dire emergency. And there better be grass growing on the patio because she will only walk about 2 feet in the rain before turning around.

Anyways, I planned to work on the house for my four day weekend, but that will clearly not happen. Oh well.

Hope you had a great weekend!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

No, the new year has not yet arrived, but I was able to get my work done and will be off until next year. I do love being abot to say, see you next year, even though it is only a week away. God this four day weekend at home is going to be glorious.

Wifey and I don't have much planned for the holiday weekend. Its never been a holiday we celebrate too hard. However, it is a good time of the year to eat some collards. Gawd my mama makes good greens. It might be worth the drive for just her greens.

Well, happy new year.

LOST for the Holidays

I've never like the television series lost, but damn if I didn't watch about 8 hours of it over the holidays. I must say, its a crazy combination of The Bold & The Beautiful, Survivor, Jurasic Park, and The Twilight Zone.

Very interesting show and if you need to kill several days, say if you are waiting for your boyfriend's foot to heal, I would highly suggest this option. There appear to be three seasons and a helluva lot of tv to watch.

In other words, we had a very merry Christmas. The mother in law and some cousins were around, so we had a houseful. Also, we had what may have been the best Christmas party EVER. Complete with band and about 125 folks. Quite a good time.

Now I just need to get season 1 of lost on dvd from the netflix...

Don't swerve for Deer.

I hope all my dear readers had a merry Christmas. It was a hectic Christmas for us as the sister's boyfriend had a bad wreck, rolled my sisters car over about six times, and most importantly, almost lost his foot.

He is coming home from the hospital today but he has had two surgeries to put the bones back together and probably has a few plastic surgeries to repair skin, muscle, and tendon. Hopefully he will be better soon. We are glad he is going to get out.

It was good to celebrate he was ok at Christmas time.

I Urge You to Shop at IKEA with CAUTION!!

Let me say, I for one, will never shop at Ikea again. I went to the store and had a great time looking around with my friend Tiff. We looked at most all the items and had a good time checking out the merchandise. She found the bed she wanted and wrote down some notes and we went to the part of the store where they actually keep the inventory you can buy - the unassembled furnuture in boxes.

Well, come to find out, we are missing one of the three boxes necessary to assemble this bed. Being a veteran of such big box stores and having done more than one inventory observation myself, I look for the item SKU and then look for a pallet with the same lable. Finding one, I happily go get a staff member and tell them we need something pulled out of overhead. He relies, "We can't"

YOU WHAT?? - ok - calm down, "excuse me - there is a pallet we need pulled out of overhead and if you could pretty please with sugar on top get it down for me we can leave you alone for eternity."

Can't do it - Evidently IKEA, which advertises itself as a desitination store where you can get anything in the world and they love everyone in the world has a store policy against pulling any overhead stock while any customers are in the store. That's right I said, ANY CUSTOMERS IN THE STORE

Because, we were offered the alternative to return when the store closed to get the bed. Frankly at this point in time, I'm like F- it, a $175 bed ain't worth all this, but Tiff wanted this bed, so we come back at 9:00pm and wait - we wait untill each and every person checks out and exits the store, and then, get this, some asshole comes over and tells us we need to go outside so they can pull the furniture. The forklift would be over 100 yards away, in a completely seperate room, but we have to go outside in the cold and rain and wait.

We got the bed. But I'll never go to IKEA again.

Weekends & Ladyfriends

Well it hasn't been much of a weekend. I've put in something close to a true work day each day at the office as I have a stack of discovery to answer and I really just don't want to have to deal with motions ot compel. But hey, I'm getting it done here.

In other news, we went to see the wifey's father and meet his new lady friend. She was nice. Her kids were there, they are about our age and they seemed pretty cool. They even knew someone from the 'boro. Seems that everyone knows someon from the 'boro. Life is odd that way.

I told some guy I had to work all day. He asked me if I understood what I read.. After about .023 nanoseconds hesitation, I told him I sure hoped I understood what I'd read as I have to sign my name to it and put my bar number on it. Best not screw up such things too bad.

I think the wifey and I are going to see a movie this evening. That sounds like fun.

Brought To you By the Facebook "Entourage" Application

My brother decided to buy a big ugly go-kart this weekend and I went along for kicks. Out in the adjoing county we found the go-kart. It was the property of this guy who lived in a double-wide up top a hill. Yes, there was the requisite tractor-trailer in the yard, a tractor with the hood up, and a shed where someone was working on a car.

I can't say I was really surprised until we went to take the go-kart away. Delivery was included in the purchase price, but I say we should have gotten a discount because the seller had to load his 2 small children, one older kid, his wife and his friend into the suburban to go deliver this kart 10 miles away. He was only gone for no more than an hour. It was really interesting to see.

And I thought I rolled deep.

How U can Find Me

IF you google the following, you will find me:

"This class is boring" - well many of them were.

"dekalb dfcs, christmas list" - Huh??

""captain kayak" blog" - No dummy - I'm the Pontoon Pirate.

"score on georgia bar examination 2007" - I passed, thank you very much!

"bar exam more difficult than cpa exam" - yes it was. very much so.

"adopt a kid for christmas wish list" - and to think the wifey calls me a scrooge - Bah Humbug!

"old flames" - murf?? where did that one come from?

"boró dora" - this person was not speaking the english with this search.

"installing a fountain slab" . . . is a horrible idea.

"tripp self" - one of our honorable superior court judges!

"save ferris blogspot"- a case of mistaken identity!

"Dora tying up games" - I would be willing to bet $100 this would cost you a finger.

"women searching for place in the world" - another one i don't comprehend

"bernoulli's principle and the human body" - I would advise not combining the two

"drugy man" - clearly i'm not the only one who sucks at typing.

"hazard a guess" - if you know me, you know i will always hazard a guess.

"doing laundry for person with shingles" - proud to say i was #1 on this one.

They're Back

Well folks, the jury came back and I can't say we beat their pants off. We got an extra $75k for our property owner but, well, let's just say that is not what we asked for for the Christmas. You win some, you lose some! I'm gonna go play some golf.

jury verdict to come.....

Hmmm. Let's see what they think

i am turning into a bird dog

Well folks, hello from scenic waynesboro and the lovely Jameson Inn. We are here for a jury trial before 12 good citizens of Burke County. We represent a property owner (big surprise, I know) who developed the wal-mart shopping center. While the trial has a certain allure, I must say my visit here in the 'boro has been quite nice. We have had lunch at a lovely little counter and dinner tonight was at my favorite, the Colemans Lake - TASTY FRIED SHRIMP!!

Anyways, it has been a good experience here. I'll update you soon how this thing turns out. Get excited

things to be thankful for

1-this blog post is brought to you by blackberry. While I don't do a good job of posting, I actually like my blackberry in that it really provides me some freedom from work.

2 the wifey- who is currently letting me sit in her office and blog whilst she organizes her office and expresses love for her predecessor who was such the immaculately organized person

3 my boss - while we all have our moments with those in charge, you've got to like someone for not making us work through the holiday because he can. We're ready for trial and we get a holiday. This was not the case at my former place of employment where we worked senseless hour in a silly fashion.

4. my mom who got all my diplomas framed and then actually delivered them to me.

5 my dad - who keeps sending me clients

6 this big family celebration that is thanksgiving

To be continued

THANKSGIVING

What a great holiday. Wifey and I are off to the 'boro this afternoon for four days of quality family time. Turkey, ribs, and I may even mow some grass on that new lawnmower thing.

I hope you have a happy thanksgiving!!

A little experiment.

No wonder I have so few readers...

Cash Advance Loans

Another good weekend

Well, the Dawgs beat the Tigers..the WarEagles???..the plainsmen? Well, whoever they are, we won 45 - 20. It was fun. We had great seats - yes, we actually went to a game! - and the season ticket holder had paid for the little stadium seats. Very cush - made my butt much happier to be at the game, that is for sure.

We went straight to the 'boro from there. the sibilings all had pancakes and then it was off to look at some old family furniture. I learned that my great-great-great grandaddy and he was a Captain in the civil war. Our family also lived in Fort Valley, a city south of here for several years where he was a Baptist preacher. There is a good picture of him in the family papers which, courtesy of my relative are stored at the University of Georgia. I didn't get any furniture but I did get neat framed picture of Savannah.

So, it was a good weekend for us!

Interesting Coincidence

My father was admitted to the bar of this great state on April 4, 1978

Which is my birthday, three years before I was born.

Neat

Friday I'm In Love

Eveidently there is some thing going around about posting every day and I've seen this title all over the place for today.

Today I'm in love with my new number 353227

i SWEAR

Well tomorrow is the day of the big swearing in of me to the bar. I wonder what we will have to swear to..

things are going well. Working, watching tv, cleaning. working on the house.. stuff.
Well i guess i don't have much to post so I'll just move along now...

Really Couldn't Ask for More

What a weekend!!! It all really started on Thursday when we settled a big case at work and ventured forth to the local Club for drinks at3:30. Dinner, paid for by the boss, and drinks, also paid for by the boss. Good times. Next morning I'm chasing the post-man down in the Walgreens parking lot for my bar results. All three members of the household pass. Very good. Come back to work, make my announcements, and ahhh - there is a paycheck waiting for me. Nice.

Wifey calls and the judge wants to take us to lunch. Venture forth for a lovely lunch, paid for by the judge. After lunch, go home and change clothes and find a set of three new white brooks shirts waiting for me that my mother bought me for no real reason at all. Notice all shirts have initials embroidered on them.

Next, meet fellow new members of the bar for drinks. Have drinks, paid for by someone who was already a member of the bar. Go to the golf course and hit golf balls. Return to drinking establishment to pick up very drunk wifey and go home to get ready for dinner.

Go to dinner at wonderful restaurant, give them the business card on which I have written my father's credit card info (with permission) and durn if they didn't take it. Leave waiter fat tip of my own $$. Get home and pass out.

Wake up on Saturday, realize we passed the bar exam and immediately wake wifey up to remind her of the same. Take dog for a walk and some fetch. Go get wifey's car from the mexican drinking establishment and thn head to Cracker Barrel for breakfast. Venture to retail mecca side of town and have some retail therapy without buying anything.

Go to friends house to watch the Dawgs. Dawgs beat Florida for the fist time in ages. South Carolina loses to Tennessee. Go home. go to sleep

Wake up - go play golf all day. Come home and rearrange some furniture, watch some TV and go to bed

Really, quite the weekend!

WE PASSED!!!!

I AM NOW OFFICIALLY ELIGIBLE TO BE SWORN IN TO THE GEORGIA BAR!!!

Summarize ME

Ahh, I've been summarizing depositions for some time now. Its sometimes intersting work -you read the transcript of a deposition where an attorney asks someone questions and you paraphrase it. Sometimes its most aggrivating. Like when an expert bounces around or an attorney does so. However, in this paperwork extravaganze, I like to think i'm learning how to take a deposition.

Off to athens for the brother-in-law's wedding this weekend. That should be fun and give my eyes a break. Maybe I can find another picture to post.

Additionally, if you google image the word deposition - you will find no legal related pictures but much science and forensic information. I dont' recommend if you have a weak stomach.

I think I like the blog with pictures

Hummm... maybe I should post pics on the blog more often. I do like the pics...

Let's see.. Well I''m quite sore. I have lots of depositions to summarize. But I did see one of these this weekend... We were out at the airport checking on the new engine going into dad's puddle jumper when this guy plopped out of the sky. It was mighty purty...

Fall Clearance

Well we got a new toy in the boro - this thing is fun and even has a cup-holder for your beverages....

Funny - that dude actually looks a little like my dad from a distance.. Anyways, this thing is a good time. If you find yourself in te 'boro, come look us up!

Ahh, Home Alone

Well folks, I'm home alone. Its been awhile since this has happened. So I've played a ton of golf, well I didn't actually play any golf but I hit a lot of range balls and I spent a more than a few minutes on the putting green. This evening I had the pleasure of stuffing my face at the golden corral. Ummmmm, tasty. Now watching football and then off to bed. MoRe golf tomorrow, good times

Ferris is OK

Well, we went and saw Ferris and he is ok. His trailer is totally burned out. Not that a trailer on fire can ever really be salvageable. The most distressing thing regards, well there are 2 distressing things. 1) the fire was clearly arson. Someone started a fire under the back corner of the trailer and 2) Ferris had some fire-proof file cabinets that contained his very old photos and whatnot and the fire people opened them with a fire axe. Hopefully things in there are salvageable. What a mess.

Personally, he seems to be doing ok. We all went to the Cracker Barrel and he ate all of his vegetable plate and was willing to talk about things so I see that as a good sign. Hopefully he will find more things intact than expected as he sifts through things in the coming days.

Save Ferris

Well I regret to inform ye, oh blogworld, that my cousin's mobile home burned down last night. So, I'm headed down to Savannah to see what happened. Poor guy, lost his home and his office. We are headed to survey the scene. Just be keeping him in your prayers.

An Exciting Moment

Ahh - i don't know what it says about me, But I had a very exciting moment today. I realized that 1) I had boars head bologna in the fridge 2) I had bread 3) WE HAVE A TOASTER AT WORK. To you, this may be absolutely meaningless, or disgusting if you don't like the bolgona. However,as a small child, Ms. Ruby, the babysitter, fed us bologna on toasted bread with mustard and ketsup. I still look on these sandwiches with fondness. So, today I made myself one. Only I couldn't find the ketsup. need to put that on my grocery list

i'll try and post more now...

As life would have it

Well, I have a little phone thingy and I'm not posting or commenting or well, much of anything. I must ask that you hang in there oh faithful readers. I've been transitioning into work and previously I really enjoyed sitting down and reading blogs. However, when my computer was stolen, well my favorites were stolen too. I struggle to set all the links I had back up. Furthermore, my only computer is at work, which is connected to the big-firm-big-brother network so I'm heistant to use up their computing resources to maintain my blog. Maybe they'll finally get me a laptop and I can do this from home again.

I'll try and do better.

This Is Plain Ridiculous

Well folks. I finally gave inM and screw you guys who will note it only took two weeks. I went amd got myself an international crackberry 8830. This mofo is cool. It gets directions, email, porn websites and plays games. Pretty amazing. I got it for about 100 bucks too which is amazing becaus I was actually happy when I left the verizon store today. Phenominal. So now I have no excuse not to post. But my spelling and formatting well, you know

Post brought to u via crackberry

My Life

Well folks, howdy. The sentence for the day - I NEED ME SOME CLIENTS!!! no, I don't have a bar card yet, but in anticipation of that wonderful day, I think I need to find me some clients and get some job security. If you are wanting some law type work done and want to pay for it, I am your guy. However, I expect most of my readers either 1) don't need my services as they are already similarly trianed, or 2) expecting me to give them my services for free. Where should I go to get me some clients? any ideas?

In other news, work is going well. I observed a deposition to day. Good stuff. I am working on my CPA license stuff, which I didn't realize all the work I had completed was stolen with my computer. As well as my resume. In other news, my father said I may just be an overpaid secretary and sometimes I wonder. But i do think I bring value to the proposition, whatever it may be.

The Truth About Insurance

No, it won't set you free. Gone are the days of low deductible insurance where everything you screw up is taken care of and your friendly Allstate man is there with his big ass hand to let you down safely. Not to pick on any one company, but the Rock is not such a solid place anymore.

As they tought me in that mysical place known as college, you might not want to report each and every loss that comes you way. Whenever you report a loss, you have to pay a deductible and generally your premium goes up..forever. So, I won't be reporting this loss. As a general rule, I insure against high magnitued, remote risks. The higher the magnitude, the more likely I am to file a claim. This is something I will probably do 5-10 times in my life. With 10 being a reall high number. (and yes, i'm knocking against the desk right now) However, for some low grade criminal crap, I probably will "self-insure" which means I'll eat the loss and keep paying my relatively low insurance premuims.

probably more than anyone wanted to hear on that, but people keep thinking my insurance will pay and that just ain't so.

Theived, Tired & Frustrated

Well, I started work last week. Its going pretty well. I like the co-workers, and enjoy the kind of work we do. What I did not enjoy was getting my lap-top and leather bag stolen yesterday in atlanta. Nor did i enjoy that the asshole knocked out the window of my co-worker who was kind enough to drive us both to this very early meeting.

so, work is going well, I'm moving through the system. and well, I don't have a laptop anymore.

Retail Therapy at No Cost

So, when the wifey and I moved into our home here, we never really unpacked all our stuff. In fact, we shoved it up in the attic and never really thought about it again. Until I had to pull a good bit of it out for the alarm installation. So, after that, we took advantage of the tenant's absence and started up the cleaning. An unknown quantity of trash later, we have so much "new" stuff.

After throwing stuff out, we started to discover stuff that was never unpacked. 7 soup bowls, ceramic vase, ceramic decorative things, the infamous red orb, wifey's foot bath, my compute flight yoke, serving piceces, pictures, you name it, it was up there. Wow. It was so much fun to go shop in your won house.

So i urge all my three faithful readers to go clean out some of those boxes you've been starring at for days (or in our case, years) on end. Clen it out, throw it away, you never know what you might find!!!

I got tagged

10 Things I like about me:

1. This beer gut is really starting to grow on me.

2. I have some good handy skilz.

3. My ideas are usually pretty good.

4. I like my hair. I have good hair. My mom's dad had great hair so I think i'll be able to keep it.

5. I like my diplomas.

6. I like that I took the bar and am hoping to pass.

7. I like my house, the parts that's finished that is.

8. I like the wifey, seeing as we're married, that is still something about me for all you contrarians.

9. I like my blog.

10. I like my readers.

Back Home

Well, thats over for now. For anyone interested, the Bar Exam is much, much more difficult than the CPA exam. Whoever said its not has either 1) not taken said bar exam or 2) entered some state of dillusion.

To directly answer your question, I don't really know how I did. It was very difficult. I've been getting about 1/2 of the questions right during practice exams and they say that is passing, so I felt about like I did after I took a practice exam. The essays were very difficult. Its amazing how exhausting all this was.

We just got back in town. Went to the lake with a friend. Its a two day exam. You get your scores around October 24, so I'll know something concrete then. For now I have to fill out a pre-employment application for a job I thought I already had. I imagine its just a formality, but they want tax returns. From a student. how quaint.

It can't beleive

how fast 48 days can go by. It seems that just the other day I was putting a countdown into my phone book that started with something like 48 days until the bar exam. Well, now that same countdown reads one. Its amazing when you put this much work into something. Your brain becomes a sponge and you just start soaking up stuff. Tons of stuff. I kinda wish law school were more like this. I feel as though I actually learned something. I don't think I'm going to fail, but if I do, I know I'll get through it next time. I could have done some things differently, but then again, you could always do somethign better, have worked a little harder, and in the end, no one really knows if it would make a difference.

So, tomorrow morning, I'm going to wake up, take this spongey stuff between my ears and proceed to squeeze it out one the electronic pages I will be afforded for the determination of my worth as a future attorney to this great state. The pass rate is 80%, and I feel I've busted my ass, so hopefully, just maybe, everythings goign to be alright.

I'd Rather be Lucky Than Good

Well folks, you are now reading the blog of someone who will be working for a rather large firm. Yes, a large southeastern firm bought out my small firm and well, life is looking pretty good. Yes, there will be a more formal chain or command and more little pesky requirements, but overall, this is a very good thing.

As miserable as this bar review is, I'm very excited. I never really wanted to go back to work for a large firm, but this sounds like a good combination that will really benefit our small office. It's amazing, in September of last year I was a bit freaked out b/c two very good firms declined to keep me around. Now, due to nothing but good fortune, it appears that I'll be going straight into a great job. God works in funny ways. I think I should send those two firms thank you notes.

Quote of the Day

Come on, i mean, my sister can't live beyond Saks Fifth Avenue, but she passed the bar.

THIS IS HELL, REALLY, IT IS!

I'm the kind of guy who's used to doing most everything well. Well, that is unless I decide I don't care to do something well. I didn't play little league baseball because I knew I sucked at it. So, I wound up being the only guy I know that didn't play even one season of little league. T-ball, yes. anything more, sounded like too much practice for little or no return.

However, this bar exam thing. I'm actually working at this. Trying to learn new stuff, study hard, put in the time, all that jaz. Turns out I'm getting about 55% of the questions right consistently. 55% people. This is a multiple choice exam with four answer choices. Therefore, I can basically narrow it down b/t 2 answers and guess every time and my score would, theoretically be the same. This is disgusting.

However, according to the website of the Georgia Bar, something like 91% of the people who take this thing, and attended a law school in the state of Georgia will pass the test and become duly licensed attorneys. Man, this process is brutal.

The Complaints Department is Officially OPEN

1. Mr. Law Professor, we salute you! A big salute to all the law professors of the world who conspired to make me take this exam whilst I could be out in the real world making some actual money with my hard earned degree.

2. Mr. Bar Examiner, we salute you! While making me study to study to study some more, you will be writing your question, which will determine my future and whether or not I can make aforementioned cash money, in your evening hours, off the top of your head, in whatever you practice everyday.

3. Mr. Herpes Zoster, we salute you! For infecting most all individuals in the United States and then, at moment of stress, rearing your ugly, pimplely little head in the dear wifey and making her study from the bed. And for getting me earlier this year. You are a true bastard of a virus.

4. Mr. Drugy Man, we salute you! For making our outbreaks more manageable, though your purple pill still leaves us with a groggy funk, that makes us wonder if the disase you suppress might just be better to run its course.

5. Mr. Librarian Electrition, we salute you! For failing to change any of the lights above my cube and propetuating my every developing coronary condition known as blindness.

6. Mr. Bar Review Man, we salute you! For admitting you don't know the answer to these questions, for simply reading off your script, and telling us good luck for the 10,000th time.


I was going to do 10, but I think I'll ask my peeps to give the last 4. Who's getting your goat?

The Party's Over - for now.

Well, I'm back from the 'Boro - For the record, I only broke the backhoe twice, and, thanks to the assistance of my able brother, we got'er back up and running. Overall, I built about 1800 feet or road back around the property line and its very nice. Hopefully we can put in a pipe and add to the walking trail. (backhoe got very stuck once). Also cut down one tree, using backhoe to keep it from falling on the storage shed containing prize possessions or one eccentric cousin. Also pushed a second tree over using the bucket so it wouldn't fall on mom & dad's house. Very productive weekend I say. Its amazing what you can do with a good hoe.

Anyways, I've resolved to cut down on my blogging and reading other's bloggs. I'll be lurking and commenting occassionally, its just this thing i have to do so I'll actually study for this pesky exam. I'm sure I'll post, but I thought I'd let everyone know whats up.

Hi Ho Hi HO - its off to the Pokey I go

Well, I mentioned the breaking and entering and larceny (defined as the taking of another's property with intent to permanently deprive another of said property, if you were wondering)into the neighbor's home the other day. The one that caused us to get an alarm system. Yes, that one.

Well, beleive it or not, they actually caught the guy. Have fingerprint evidence and everything. AMAZING. This criminal justice system might just work after all.

in other news, if you want to see some crazy stuff, go to www.johntv.com This guy is going around his neighborhood taking pictures of people picking up ladies of the evening(who do a lot of work during the day as his videos show) and posts it on the web. In fact, if you live in his area, you can register your car and he will send you an email if he ever catches your significant other having some professional fun on the side. Its a bit nasty, but pretty fascinating if you ask me.

Anyone what to hazard a guess?

As to what I'll be doing tomorrow?

A Wonderful Surprise

Santa came early to the Cadle's. I ventured to the 'Boro this weekend for the celebration of my brother's thrid anniversary. Sounded like a good reason to get out of town for the afternoon. On the way down, I get a call from him asking if I can come help move a pool table. Huh?

As we proceed down the driveway to the 'Boro, Wifey exclaims - "WHere the Hell did that huge ass tractor come from?" - Huh? Holy Smokes there is a full size backhoe sitting in the yard. This is starting to get exciting.

So, I get home and lo and behold, someone has give my father a pool table, complete with cues, balls, etc. But, we have to go get it. This is exciting news as the particular pool table in question is of historical significance, as this is the pool table I first ever recall playing pool on. However, it is imperitive that we fetch this pool table in record time because I also have permission from the owner of the glorious machine to go play around with it. So, off to the country we go to fetch the pool table.

An hour or so and an aching back later, we return with the pool table. Somehow, we moved the entire table, without taking it apart out of the Shack and into the Barn - now for the next item of business.... GET ME ON THAT BACKHOE!!!

So, my brother gives me a little tour on how to operate it and I am off to the races. I have a little knowedge of how to use one of these b/c I rented a mini-excavator for house construction purposes. However, this thing is big and mean. So, I go start to dig and rip stuff up... (we are clearing a lane along the far property line of the "back forty") - amazingly, I managed to clear a couple hundred yards of property line and not tear the thing up. Hopefully it will be waiting on me b/c I'm going back down there next weekend to do some more.

PS - my back hurts!

Searching For My Place in This World

Well folks, I think I finally found it. As the bar exam review has progressed and I have had many hours to ponder the exostential version of life and the wonders of creation, I have moved from location to location, searching for my proverbial study home.

Today I think i finally settled on something. There is a lovely little cube in the second floor of the library that happens to have a widow right above it. The shades work and there is a power supply nearby. The wireless signal isn't great, but it works. The light above it is out, but the natural light seems to mitigate this. Though its not perfect, I think I'll call it home for a month or so.

32 days till I put pen to paper and forge my new career!!!

PS- free lunch to the first person to comment and name the author of the above referenced song - you must affirmatively attest that you pulled this out of your head, not cyberspace. NO CHEATING!!

Simply Amazing

And safe to show your boss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA

The Human Body Really is Amazing

DISCLAIMER - this post may be just too gross for some.

Last night I had some stomach problems and decided I should take some little pills for them. I took the first pill no problem (I have a bad habit of swallowing pills w/o wateR) While taking the second pill, couldn't get it swallowed and accidentially inhaled it. Needless to say, I was freaked out. The pill was very small so I couldn't choke on it, but I was afraid I would aspirate it to a lung and I had just enought time to envision a major surgery to get out a little bitty pill when it started. The projectile vomiting. Uncontrollable, unstoppable and really quite amazing.

Needless to say, the little pill didn't stand a chance.

Upon further reflection, this is an amazing feature to have. I was sitting there wondering how the hell i was going to get this damn pill out of my trachea so it didn't cause an infection when my body invoked the Bernoulli Principle which is commonly utilized in the Venturi Pump which I used in college lab classes to suction something dry and whatnot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venturi_pump

It was really amazing that just as I formed the thought... "what the hell am I going to do now" my body had a solution, that was very simple, but functional to take care to an idiot like me.

Faithful or Crazy??

There is a gentleman who comes to the library and will sit and read to himself. It sounds as if he is reading scripture of some sort of religious importance. I see him walking from here to there and he's always in the undergraduate library or at the law school library. Its very interesting and whatever he's doing, he's clearly devoted. I sometimes want to interrupt him and ask what he's doing. Other times I just think maybe this guy is crazy. Regardless, this guy clearly belevies in something and thats usually something worth noting.

FIVE YEARS

Well, Wifey has reached a major milestone in here life. Today marks the fifth complete year she has been shackled to me in matrimonial bliss. I think Wifey deserves a big round of applause. In honor of our state or marital euphoria, we are getting a security system. A big YAY for being married way too long.

In other news, Dora remains on the prowl. She at least thinks she is ferocious. Angelina, arguably the more fierce beast of the home is doing just fine. She had her leg infected because she likes to fight but has been restricted to the house and, amazingly, she has managed to stay healthy. Hard to get anything but fat when you lay in bed all day.

I notice things....most of the time

Your Observation Skills Get A B+

Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)And it takes something big to distract you!

http://blogthings.com/howobservantareyouquiz/">How Observant Are You?

It takes something big to distract me???? seriously, that is way off the mark!

Is it Robbery or Larceny?

Who really knows. None-the-less, someone broke into the neighbors' house a couple days ago - yes, the new neighbors who did the carrying over the threshold. I feel awful for them. The police did collect some fingerprints though. Now we have get an alarm - any thoughts?

Clearly Ridiculous

So, the bar review course - Bar Bri has gotten going. I have devoted a solid 2 days to organiztion because I'm OCD like that. I took all my books to a local print shop and had the 8 or 10 spines cut off the books and then 3 hold punched. I've reorganized everthing into 8 3-ring binders. There are over 300 questions per topic. Six topics on the multistate and then we have to figure out a bunch of GA law stuff. So thats what I'm up to for the next few days. The Ga Bar is on July 23&24. Good times.

So I haven't been up to much other than studying. We've had some good times with friends, but everyone is pretty muct studying. Wifey and I have been trying to cook at home a good bit to save on the mulah. I want some new golf clubs but I be is too broke to buy dem. So not even a whole lot of motivation to go hit balls.

Well, I guess I'll keep paying attn to Professor Whitebread.

They told me I was quite the nerd....

At the urging of Tortious, I took the nerd test. Here are my results:



I can't really decide whether to be proud of this or not....hmmm.....